http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/ en-us Copyright 2008 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:45:28 -0800 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:42:28 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.0D http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Holy ever-lovin' monkeysex! I nearly spoo'd when I watched this at the end of the quest line. And then again when I watched it a second time cause I couldn't get enough. Hell, I still get goosebumps watching it now. So I went on a mission to find the copy that had to be stored locally, crack the stupid FourCC DXGM tag that Bleezzird put into it so I could view it, then edit it to fit here for all to see in its glory! So, Woozle, this is for you! Get it while it's hot, cause I have a... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2008/11/1145pm_november.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2008/11/1145pm_november.html Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:45:28 -0800 New year, same monkey, cause ain't nothin' ever changes, bitches! -Paul... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2008/01/1230pm_january.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2008/01/1230pm_january.html Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:30:00 -0800 Here's an update for ya, Smallzo... ya homo! To the rest of you, Happy Yule, bitches! - Paul... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2007/12/400am_december.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2007/12/400am_december.html Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800 Um... yeah.... well, someone listened to my last post signing thing. I gots a job. That job I had to call about in fact. I'm an "IT Systems Administrator" now Now on to the important part. The special message for all our good friends, the SPAMMERS!! And here it is: "If I get one more farkin' shitass piece of spammail from you bastards at my personal hidden domain address here, I swear to almighty Alah, God, Yaweh, Vishnu, and even that pansy-ass pacifist Buhda, that I will personally hunt you down, use a very sharp needle to tattoo the contents... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/07/730pm_july_5th.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/07/730pm_july_5th.html Wed, 05 Jul 2006 19:30:24 -0800 Hooorah! So yeah, anywho, the drive back to SLC was a good bit prettier and a bit more impressive. Oh, why'd I drive back to SLC you ask? My sister got married, that's why! Holy carp!! Ok, now I've got a brother-in-law. Now THAT makes me feel even older than all my friends getting married and having kids and crap. Now I'm in it too, not just on the sideline. Fark. Ah well, I guess we all gotta grow up and all that crap. But the realization that life isn't sitting still is always like a slap in the face.... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/06/435pm_june_21st.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/06/435pm_june_21st.html Wed, 21 Jun 2006 16:35:01 -0800 Well, I done did made it to L.A. For anyone that might actually give a crap, here's the continuation of the trip in detail. Day three was lots of farmland and nothing. Day four was lots of farmland and nothing then lots of uphill farmland and nothing, then there was lots of downhill desolation and pretty and all that. Day five was much like day four, but with a good bit of desert and desolation thrown into the mix as well. In the end, the journey was completed, and the view along the way was quite nice. Oddly, it didn't... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/06/1255am_june_7th.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/06/1255am_june_7th.html Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:05:38 -0800 GONE WEST!!! Day One of the Great Western Migration: More packing, cause I'm a slacker and didn't get it done the day before like planned. Then there was breakfast with the young womens from FBA who mandated I meet them before I left since I'd so far proved immune to their demands I not move to LA. Then there was the 10-15 minutes of goodbyes, cause women never can just make it quick and easy. Then there was the having to shoehorn the pretty little princess off me, cause she's got a problem not getting her way. *I'm gonna get... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/05/430pm_may_31st.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/05/430pm_may_31st.html Wed, 31 May 2006 04:30:09 -0800 A couple tidbits of revalation from your favorite random crap guy: 1: Cadbury MiniEggs, if left to their own devices in an open bag, will hatch. What I mean by that is if you leave them sitting on your bureau in a bag that's open, the hard candy outside dries out and cracks down the sides. On a normal candy this wouldn't ellicit a revalation, but given they are mini "eggs" and they are cracking open when left to sit in a warm dry room, it amuses me greatly that they are therefore hatching. You don't have to laugh at... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/03/500am_march_25t.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/03/500am_march_25t.html Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:00:00 -0800 New year, new monkey. Or so they would have you believe!! LIES!! ALL LIES!! Right, so yeah... I really don't have much to add to that, but I figured I ought to update this pig since the holidays are over, and unlike a real christmas tree, I am taking down my virtual ones before they turn all brown and drop needles all over the damn place. Why do we bring dying trees into our homes anyway!? Does someone actually enjoy vaccuming up all the dropped needles from dragging the thing in and out of the house? And for god sake,... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/01/605pm_january_5.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2006/01/605pm_january_5.html Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:07:12 -0800 *cough cough* Oops. I kinda goofed when adding my festive decorations above. I keep forgetting that not everyone is priveleged like myself to have all their screens be wide. So I moved some things around to maybe keep those non-widescreeners from having a goofy layout when they load the site. Not my fault they're lame and can't get themselves a REAL monitor, but I suppose tis' the season to appease the masses, right? Consider it my holiday gift to you plebs with short screens. - Paul... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/12/410pm_december.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/12/410pm_december.html Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:14:05 -0800 First off, let me just say, BLOODY FRIGGIN BLASTED MONKEY TARDIN' POOP THROWIN RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES IN WIRELESS MICE!!!!! Damn thing always runs out of batteries right when I need it to just shuddup and cooperate. And then it gets all insitent about it too, with its blink blink blink blink blink blink blink red light feed me electricity I'm so greedy blink blink blink blink CRAP!! Ok then, now that we've got that out in the open... So the Holidays are quickly coming upon us, and I'm once again getting this bizarre burst of energy at 7am after having been... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/12/800am_december.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/12/800am_december.html Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:00:54 -0800 So Billy wants him a website update. So Billy gets him a website update. Now let's talk about how Billy is a biznatch and never logs into AIM anymore cause he's too busy shaggin' the boss's daughter, and running up the credit card bill buying stuff he don't need and randomly flying to the east coast for a weekend here and there. Or maybe we should talk about how he's got the crazy notion in his head to leave his roomate high and dry (albeit his roomate is a slacker tard anyway), in order to move in with the boss's... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/05/800pm_may_10th.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/05/800pm_may_10th.html Tue, 10 May 2005 20:00:34 -0800 Right, anywho.... So, I never did post that first strip. Yup, cause once again I've slacked off. I really do have strips made, but I kinda stalled on the whole inking them and posting them thing. So I'm considering that I'll be reformatting the site maybe. Or maybe just skipping the drawing part and going with the crappy, but quick and readily postable, MS Paint option. Ah well, we'll probably never see, cause I'm a total slacker like that. - The Great and Migthty Paulzo... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/04/1030pm_april_6t.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/04/1030pm_april_6t.html Wed, 06 Apr 2005 22:30:00 -0800 Well, with that sappy emotional crap out of the way (though not out of mind by a long shot), here's a little something for the masses who came here for humor. Update: I have a scanner/printer/ubershinythingy! So now all that remains standing between me and comicy greatness is.. uh... well, me. Never fear, I am thinking up and making comics (the thinking up part mostly, with a smattering of the making), so one of these days there will actually be real comics on this site and not just the inane diatribe of some lazy arse that never follows through on... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/02/1205am_february.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/02/1205am_february.html Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:05:39 -0800 Some things I've discovered in the past week: - There is nothing more pathetic, nor more heart-rending, then the sound of a grown man, who long since forgot how to weep, doing just that. - Women's logic is not like our earth logic. - The human mind will not, *can* not, ever wholey reconcile the lost of a part of ourselves, whether it be a physical part (such as a limb or digit) or an emotional part (such as a spouse, sibling, parent, or other 'permanent' fixture of one's life). - Nothing in this life is ever permanent. Nothing. -... http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/02/1230am_february.html http://www.completelycrap.com/posts/archives/2005/02/1230am_february.html Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:30:10 -0800