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July 05, 2006
7:30pm July 5th, 2006
Um... yeah.... well, someone listened to my last post signing thing. I gots a job. That job I had to call about in fact. I'm an
Now on to the important part. The special message for all our good friends, the SPAMMERS!! And here it is:
"If I get one more farkin' shitass piece of spammail from you bastards at my personal hidden domain address here, I swear to almighty Alah, God, Yaweh, Vishnu, and even that pansy-ass pacifist Buhda, that I will personally hunt you down, use a very sharp needle to tattoo the contents of your spam message into the underside of your arse, use said same needle and fluorescent inks to tatto large phalices upon your face, drag you into a forest, tie you up, smother you in honey, and release the rabid badgers to gnaw at your private bits. In order to prevent such an even from happening, please cease and desist all unsolicited email communications to any address on my domain. Thank you, and have a nice day!"
This has been a message from your friendly Completely Crap Clean E-mail Association.
- Paul, The Holy Scourge of Spammers
Posted by paul at 07:30 PM