« 6:05pm January 5th, 2006 | Main | 4:30pm May 31st, 2006 »
March 25, 2006
5:00am March 25th, 2006
A couple tidbits of revalation from your favorite random crap guy:
1: Cadbury MiniEggs, if left to their own devices in an open bag, will hatch. What I mean by that is if you leave them sitting on your bureau in a bag that's open, the hard candy outside dries out and cracks down the sides. On a normal candy this wouldn't ellicit a revalation, but given they are mini "eggs" and they are cracking open when left to sit in a warm dry room, it amuses me greatly that they are therefore hatching. You don't have to laugh at this, cause maybe you don't find it as oddly ironic as I do. But if you are thinking that there's something wrong with me for this... well SCREW YOU FOR JUDGING MEH!!
2: The process of using a urinal, complete with those spiffy blue urinal cakes, is a way of confirming that both I and the world at large are working as intended. For starters, the very act of peeing indicates that my plumbing is working properly. Second, that wonderful little show of blue and yellow makes green again indicates that I am working as intended, but also that the color wheel, and thereby light and other aspects of the natural world, is working up to par as well. Lastly, that the urinal does not overflow when excess liquid is added to it and soak my shoes is an indication that gravity too is functioning properly... well that or that this place at least has decent plumbing in the bathrooms.
And that, my friends, is today's dose of Things That Paul Actually Thinks. Gives you a little insight into just how strange are the inner cognitive workings of a SUPER FREAKIN' GENIUS!!
- Vote "Paul for Super Freakin' Genius Overlord of All Mankind" in 2016 (That gives you plebian scum ten more years to get your shit together, so get on it.)
Posted by paul at March 25, 2006 05:00 AM