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January 05, 2006
6:05pm January 5th, 2006
New year, new monkey. Or so they would have you believe!! LIES!! ALL LIES!!
Right, so yeah... I really don't have much to add to that, but I figured I ought to update this pig since the holidays are over, and unlike a real christmas tree, I am taking down my virtual ones before they turn all brown and drop needles all over the damn place. Why do we bring dying trees into our homes anyway!? Does someone actually enjoy vaccuming up all the dropped needles from dragging the thing in and out of the house? And for god sake, I live on the third floor of this building, WTF was my roomate thinking bringing a tree all the way up here if we've just got to take the thing back down after it dries out and gets nasty and crumbly and bah!!! HUMBUG!! Um... yeah, enough of that. Those wonderfully depressing "holidays" are over now and I can return to hating life and people on a normal every day basis! YAY! But just so we all remember why the holidays suck, I bring you HUMOR!! (in sticky form). Behold!
- Paul "The Evil Anti-Christmas Schmelf"
Posted by paul at 06:07 PM